You seem to be overjoyed with your lack of supervision this week but please stop barking at the neighbor's cats. I am all hopped up on cold medicine and don't need to be startled every few minutes. Oh and no chewing things.
I looked under the office desk moments ago and found leftover Halloween napkins strewn everywhere. Likewise with the rocks, stolen candy canes, and whatever else you can get your grubby little paws on.
Your grouchy human,
p.s. while I am at it, please persuade the cat to stop climbing the Christmas tree.